We can hear them yipping by the river on my mom’s property and as of right now, we can’t find Nigel, my other cat. 

I have never killed anything, and I’ve only shot a BB gun, but I swear to God if they get him I’m going out and buying a fucking shotgun and going after them myself. 

They got several of our chickens, they got Darla this winter and she was lucky to get away, if they get Nigel heads. will. roll. 

Dessert of champions.